Today alone I have won or been bequeathed:
A 7 series BMW with one years free insurance and servicing from BMW UK.
1.500,000 US dollars from the UK lottery (sic)
2,000,000 GBP credited to a credit card that I can use anywhere in the world
1,500,000 GBP from Gordon Brown PM (but the email was from David Milliband MP)

550,000 US dollars from The Suise Bank de Credit from a deceased account holder to whom I am related
22,500,000 dollars from Victor Goodluck, The Remittance Director Royal Bank of Scotland

Also a Mr Aldo Kwami wants me to collect 7,500,000 dollars that he has in a bank account but he can’t collect.

All these are genuine and all I have to do is send them all my personal information to collect the dosh. Easy innit?

But I have declined the offer of the BMW because I alread have one

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